Google Wave

I'm in the Google wave beta now.  Now to figure out what the hell it does.  It has a loooooong video, maybe I should watch it...

The Car That Will Save Ford

Ford Unveils New Car For Cash-Strapped Buyers: The 1993 Taurus

I may just have the $650 for this beauty!

Finches are Funny

We have finches, and they make funny noises whenever birds outside or on TV make noises.  I keep telling them they’re in a cage and safe, but they won’t listen to me.

Becci Flipped Me Off!

Yes!  After years of just thinking about it, she finally did it!  What caused this catharsis?  I pointed out that 43.2 does have programming she occasionally likes.

Christmas is Almost Upon Us

Remember when you were a kid and you’d write a list for Santa?  Those days aren’t as long gone as you’d think.  Here’s my list if you’re reading Santa.  And here’s Becci’s as well.  :)

The Reason I Barely Touch My PS3

Updates! Damned, filthy, mandatory updates! Every time I turn on my PS3, it seems that if the system doesn't have an update, the game does. We're not talking the quick 30 second updates on 360, these are long drawn out, 15 minute or more updates. Maybe I only have 10 minutes to play. How am I supposed to play this damned thing?

I have a 1080P picture on the tube, so at least my update screen looks awesome. I however can't tell you how the game looks in said resolution as I've been writing this post, having a sandwich, and taking a dump while the game updates. Just awesome.

I Might Need Viagra

At least that’s what my latest e-mails to myself say.  As evidenced below, I’m obviously not happy with my performance in the bedroom.  I’m apparently so unhappy I start by offering myself 70% off.  That didn’t work, so I offered myself a whopping 79% off.  I must’ve gotten angry as I reduced the discount to a still respectable 76% off my penis pills.

This is just a small sample of my spam inbox.  What’s really sad is that some bone-head is dumb enough to click on the e-mails from themselves.  I’d think that if I was to send myself info on pecker pills, I wouldn’t be so blatant in the subject line.  It would probably have a subject “TMP Report,” or something else mundane.

Spammers really should get a little more creative.  Fortunately for us they are lazy and obviously avoid any and all forms of work.  I’m feeling depressed thinking about it now.  I think I’m going to send myself and e-mail offering 98% off my pills.  That will make me feel much better.