At least that’s what my latest e-mails to myself say. As evidenced below, I’m obviously not happy with my performance in the bedroom. I’m apparently so unhappy I start by offering myself 70% off. That didn’t work, so I offered myself a whopping 79% off. I must’ve gotten angry as I reduced the discount to a still respectable 76% off my penis pills.
This is just a small sample of my spam inbox. What’s really sad is that some bone-head is dumb enough to click on the e-mails from themselves. I’d think that if I was to send myself info on pecker pills, I wouldn’t be so blatant in the subject line. It would probably have a subject “TMP Report,” or something else mundane.
Spammers really should get a little more creative. Fortunately for us they are lazy and obviously avoid any and all forms of work. I’m feeling depressed thinking about it now. I think I’m going to send myself and e-mail offering 98% off my pills. That will make me feel much better.
